Song of the Slighted Suitor.

Oh where, and oh where, has my learned counsel gone?

He’s gone to the Queen’s Bench, where a case is coming on,

And it’s oh! in my heart, that I wish my case his own.

What fee, and what fee did your learned counsel clutch?

Five guineas on his brief he did not think too much;—

And it’s oh! if he’s a barrister, I wish he’d act as such.

In what court, in what court is your learned counsel found?

I cannot catch him anywhere, of all he goes the round;—