Hey, Johnny Cumming! are ye waukin’ yet!

Or aboot the Millennium talkin’ yet?

Gin ye were waukin’ priests wad wait,

To shrive Johnny Cumming i’ the mornin’.

Johnnie wrote a challenge to the Pop’ o’ Rome,

Sayin’, “Sin’ till the council ye’ve bid me come,

Gin I gang, can I speak as nae doggie dumb?

I wad speer ye for light i’ the mornin’.”

When Pawpie read the letter on,

He took him pen and ink anon,