Makes you woo’d and married an’ a’.

You’d better keep clear of love-letters,

Or write them with caution and care;

For, faith, they may fasten your fetters,

If wearing a conjugal air.

Unless you’re a knowing old stager,

’Tis here you’ll most likely be lost;

As a certain much-talked-about Major[43]

Had very near found to his cost.

Woo’d and married an’ a’;