At fists and foils, in private broils,

Each other clapper-clawing, oh!

Loud, &c.

Give them their hour to spend at night,

In altercation dreary, oh!

And England’s good, and England’s light,

May gang all tapsalteerie, oh!

Loud, &c.

Although the above lines appeared in Punch more than forty years ago, they apply almost equally well to the present Parliament.