But who, may I ask, can manage to sleep,

With pussy-cats caterwauling.

There were three parties who rose in rage,

Who rose in nocturnal cap and gown,

And one of the pussies was, I’ll engage,

A little surprised when they knocked her down.

A second succumbed to a pistol shot,

The other fell down a chimney-pot—

“Good bye to the cats a-wauling!”

From Fun Academy Skits, 1882.