And good-bye to this pestilent spouting!

Punch, October 11, 1884.


Three Fossils.

Three Fossils sat perched in the Whitehall Zoo,

Out far in the West where the sun goes down;

Each thought of his crotchet—the last one he knew;

And their fads and their whims were the talk of the town.

For men must work and women must weep,

Or there’ll be no money the Fossils to keep;