And nothing was left for a roof but the sky;

And the moon’s not as warm as a quilt made of down.

But men must work and women must weep;

For none but a Fossil in comfort can sleep,

When the Shipping trade is groaning.

Three Fossils laid stretched on a Whitehall floor;

Right flat on the floor, on a carpet brown.

And their collars were dirty; and loud was their snore;

For they’d all been enjoying a night about town.

But men must work and women must weep,