A Kilted Scotchman neatly carved in wood;

’Twas new and rather good.

Now Tomkins bent upon a spree,

Walked down the street the various sights to see;

But when the painted image Tomkins view’d,

To this he sprung, to this he clung,

And ran like mad along the High with this

Across his shoulder swung.

II.

Two bobbies seized him as he turned the street,