Cashmere shawls—brandy balls,

Oranges, apples—gloves, Gros de Naples,

Sweet pretty “skuggies”—ugly pet puggies;

Now with an ear-ring themselves endearing,

Or squandering guineas upon Sevignés

Now fingers squeezing or playfully teazing,

Bringing you bull’s eyes, casting you sheep’s eyes,

Looking in faces while working braces;

Never once heeding what they are reading,

But soiling one’s hose by pressing one’s toes;