And jamming, and cramming, and slamming, and ramming;

And rubbing, and scrubbing, and tubbing, and grubbing;

And huddling, and muddling, and puddling, and ruddling;[66]

And patching, and matching, and catching, and snatching;

And rushing, and gushing, and slushing, and brushing;

And rumbling, and jumbling, and tumbling, and grumbling;

Thus, in the manner that I have been telling,

May-fever spreads over the whole of the dwelling.

This clever parody appeared, anonymously, in Once a Week, June 8, 1872.