Greek meeting Greek—in the crackjawish names of ’em;
Polyglot rot setting forth bogus claims of ’em.
Loquaciously gassing
Of merits surpassing,
Phosphates and carbonates, jargon empirical
Blazoning each pseudo-medical miracle,
Taunting and vaunting,
Their praises loud chanting,
And bothering and pothering
And boasting, and posting