And now, my sweet boy, the Arc-tic doloreux

Plays with this old man the Old Harry.”

“Get out! Father William,” the young man cried,

“Come you shouldn’t go on in this way;

You are funny, but still you’ve a frightful bad cold—

Now tell me the reason I pray.”

“I am cold, then, dear youth,” Father William replied,

“I’ve a cold my impertinent son,

Because for some weeks my coals have been bought

At forty-eight shillings a ton!”