And of post cards and letters, some four score a day—

Ah, you listen, I see, with surprise.”

“That I do; People’s William,” the young man cried,

“As your various achievements you sum,

But ’tis not with wonder that longer I view

That well defined corn on your thumb.”

“Nor was this all I did,” People’s William replied,

“For I strove with my tongue, too, to teach,

And I lost ne’er a chance, howsoever it came,

Of making an à propos speech.”