“And our only one, so people say;

In your twopenny wars no great captains you fought,

How got you such fame? tell, I pray.”

“In my Ashantee campaign,” Lord Wolseley replied,

“I had made what cute Yanks call a ‘Ring,’

And, buttering all round from ‘the Duke’ to the ground,

Praised my friends that my praise they might sing.”

“You’re a Patron, Lord Wolseley,” the subaltern cried,

“Of a wine club, ‘The Vine,’ yet you say

The best soldier is he who drinks nothing but tea;