As clear as one and one make two;
But others say it’s all a hum,
And there’s no blessing like the U-
-niversal Penny Postage.
Of all the penn’orths Nature gave—
A penny show, a penny shave,
There’s blacking for a penny too,
A penny biscuit—all must waive
Their claims in favour of the U-
-niversal Penny Postage.