To you our thanks, our pence are due;

It was the Emperor of Japan

As much as they that gave the U-

-niversal Penny Postage.

Send up a column to the sky,

Five thousand office inkstands high;

Take for a basement fair to view,

As many reams of “wove demy”;

Write—“To the author of the U-

-niversal Penny Postage.”