My eyes! (with soda corks, it’s true,
I have a way of dotting ’em
At awkward times)—a rare to-do
Was thus created by the hU-
-morous M.P. for Nottingham—
-morous M.P. for Nottingham.
And since they can’t escape the crU-
-el sentence he’s alloting ’em,
Their only chance is to abU-
-se, and heap strong terms upon the hU-