If you the social maze would view,

They’ll guide you through it at the U-

-niversity at Nottingham!

Twenty-five years since first they blew

Big Guns, Lord Brougham shotting ’em,

And now there’s nothing new or true

But they’ll bang at you—at the U-

-niversity at Nottingham!

If you would dish the Landlord crew,

By laws, without Boycotting ’em,