Or “dual garmenture,” why few

Subjects more “fetch” them at the U-

-niversity at Nottingham!

You’d learn how Women’s rights first grew,

And how Man shirked allotting ’em,

On all such questions they’ll adju-

-dicate serenely at the U-

-niversity at Nottingham!

Our Social Factors you’d review,

And learn the art of “totting” ’em?