Hear the words wherein I sharply rate, and execrate this babel

“Ye are they who are disturbers of my peace.

Till I bring forth my revolver, what is slumber but a fable?

When I use it—then shall hope of sleep increase!”

Who would fear to shoot a double-faced, unmusical old tabby,

Harsh of language, lank of limb, and sharp of claw?

“Night is well-nigh spent,” I cry; “you vote me cruel, tricksy, shabby?

I am riled and will not give you any law!”

Many a night that caterwauling has continued, I remember,

On my housetops and my neighbour’s in the town;