Who ate my cake and jam at school;

Who let me copy off their sums,

Then thrashed me ’cause I was a fool.

Oh, would my boyhood could return,

With all its appetite and joys!

Now doughy cake I’m bound to spurn,

And raspberry jam, by potfulls, cloys.

Life is a weariness, in fact;

And could I rid me of its pain,

With Fate I’d make a willing pact,