The Humble Petition of the Letter W
to the Inhabitants of London.

Whereas by you I have been hurled

From the first station in the world,

Condemned in vice to find a place,

And with the vulgar show my face;

I humbly ask to be restored,

In all that’s proper, to a word.

But what I most complain of now,

Is that the women cut me so;

When any girl becomes a wife,