Sate Univ.’s famous dandy; he did hear

That sound the first amidst the billiard balls,

And caught its tones with sad, prophetic ear;

And when they smiled because he deemed it near,

His heart more truly knew that sound too well

Which cost his father several pounds a year,

And roused the instinct flight alone could quell

He rushed into the street, and foremost victim fell.

A. Haskett Smith, Univ. Coll: Oxford.