And on the butcher’s cruel steel,

I vow’d I’d never eat of veal!

Alas! our best resolves are vain,

Repentance leads to sin again!

That selfsame minute—callous sinner!

I hastened to my friend and dinner;

And, as a mistress at her lover,

Impatient eyed each envious cover:

Which, lo! disclosed—that Fate should will it!

Calf’s head, mock turtle, and a fillet!