The Unionist and Tory crews,

Led on, alas! by honest Bright,

Have gained the day; and men refuse

To vote the Grand Old Chieftain right,

Save in the Island of the West,

Where scarce a Tory dares contest.

The Liberals look to Chamberlain,

And Chamberlain looks sour and glum;

Yet, seeing what he had to gain,

We’d hoped that Joseph round would come.