And those hoops trundled off thee as well,

With less ample a skirt thou would’st look less a fright,

And more belle-like when less like a bell.

’Tis not by mere Swells taste in dressing is shown,

And that size is not beauty ’tis clear;

Nay, the shapeliest forms when balloon-like out blown,

Both distorted and ugly appear.

Then heed not what fashions le Follet may set,

Be enslaved by no follies like those;

For be sure that your dresses, the wider they get,