Believe me, if all those most solemn-faced dons,

Whom we’ve seen at St. Mary’s to-day,

Were to get in a body, and tuck up their gowns,

And down Market-place caper away;

They would still be adored as this moment they are,

Let their dignity fare as it will;

And at them, with wondering awe from afar,

The Freshmen gaze verdantly still.

But while they are clothed in glossy silk gown