And blame not the troops in the Soudan for straying

Unlinked with their base as they press to their goal—

It is, though, undaunted the front they’re displaying,

A “circumstance over which they’ve no control.”

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Oh, blame not the walrus that’s come to Westminster

If loneliness makes him to set up a howl,

How often the same has occurred to the spinster

Who sits by her parrot and cat, cheek by jowl;

And blame not the Frenchman with China who quarrels,