The subject sickens. On, thou knave!

And dig base Imposition’s grave;

Shave, landlords! all your guests close shave,

And overcharge in rivalry!

Few, few return, where many meet,

Or press again the snow-white sheet;

The Times, ye hosts, who foully cheat,

Will be your swindling’s sepulcre.

Diogenes, November, 1853.