The Grand Old Boy to the wars will go,

In the Jingoes’ ranks you’ll find him;

With Dizzy’s sword he will strike a blow,

And his own harp sling behind him.

“Land of the Sphinx,” this warrior Bard

Sings out, “Though tricks they play thee,

One Grand Old Boy thy rights shall guard;

By Jove, he won’t betray thee!”

So the Grand Old Boy takest rain from town—

With his harp the seat tucked under;