Oh! rare and comic was the fun

To see each humbly cringing dun,

The oily and the sugary one,

All full of meek apology.

I paid their bills upon the spot,

And the receipts from each I got,

And then I looked at all the lot,

As they stood bowing smilingly.

“Get out each fawning drivelling knave,”

I shouted out with features grave;