The time misspent,

The hours snatched from slumber

The Stomach’s curse

Is midnight verse,

Without regard to number!

Thus, in the chilly night,

When slumbers should have bound him;

Sad Phosphor pales its light,

His dressing-gown around him.

From Memoirs of a Stomach. Written by himself, that all who eat may read. (W. E. Painter, 342, Strand, London, 1853.)