In fact, I never knew one;

And though I’ve loved a sweet mam’zelle

I’ve ne’er had pluck to woo one.

’Twas ever thus, ’twas ever thus

From boyhood’s early prime, sirs,

It’s been my fate to be too late—

I never was in time, sirs!

I never went to dance or ball,

But there I made a blunder;

My partners always had a fall,