And the public it cursed in its hardness of heart.

Stay, stay with us—rest till an Empire is born;

And fain was the Novelist-Statesman to stay;

But Gladstone returned with the dawning of morn,

And all my majority melted away.

Funny Folks, April 17, 1880.


The Fatal Gallopade.

A Parody upon the style of Thomas Campbell,
Author of “Theodric,” etc.

’Twas night—a damp—dark—misty—murky night,