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INDEX.

The authors of the original poems are arranged in alphabetical order; the titles of the original poems are printed in small capitals, followed by the Parodies, the authors of which are named, in italics, wherever possible.

A Chapter on Parodies
By Isaac D’Israeli[1]
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The Poetry of the “Anti-Jacobin.”
A List of Parodies contained in “The Anti-Jacobin”[181]
La Sainte Guillotine, Song; The Progress of Man, after Mr. R. Payne Knight; Chevy Chase; The Loves of the Triangles, after Dr. Darwin; Brissot’s Ghost, after Glover’s Ballad; Ode to Jacobinism, after Gray’s Hymn to Adversity; The Jacobin, after Southey’s Sapphics; Ode to a Jacobin, after Suckling.
The Rovers — George Canning[181]
The University of Gottingen[182]
A New Gottingen Ballad, Morning Herald, 1802[182]
The Constitutional Association, William Hone[183]
The University we’ve got in town, R. H. Barham[183]
The Universal Penny Postage, 1840[184]
The Humorous M.P. for Nottingham, Fun, 1867[185]
The Union Oxoniensis, the Shotover Papers[185]
The Oxford Installation Ode, Diogenes, 1853[186]
The Universal Prayer of Paddington, Punch, 1882[186]
The University at Nottingham, Punch 1882[186]
The Hor-Ticultural Society (Cambridge, 1830)[280]
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Robert Burns.
Bruce’s Address to his Army —
“Scots, wha hae wi’ Wallace bled.” 1793[48]
“Gulls who’ve heard what Hobhouse said”[49]
“Britons who have often bled!”[49]
“Folks who’ve oft at Dolby’s fed!” The Fancy[49]
“Whigs! who have with Michael dined!”[49]
“Whigs whom Fox and Petty led,” John Bull, 1823[49]
“Scots, wha hae the duties paid,” Robert Gilfillan[50]
“Cooks, who’d roast a sucking-pig,” Punch[50]
“Bunn! wha hae wi’ Wallace sped,” The Man in the Moon[50]
“Jews — as every one has read,” The Puppet Show, 1848[51]
“Guards! who at Smolensko fled,” W. E. Aytoun[51]
“Britons! at your country’s call”[51]
Wing-Kee-Fum’s address to the Patriot Army, Diogenes, 1853[51]
“Travellers, who’ve so oft been bled,” Diogenes[52]
“Ye, whose chins have often bled,” Diogenes[52]
“Serfs, wha hae wi’ Kut’soff bled!” Diogenes[52]
“A’ wha hae wi’ Russell sped,” W. Lothian[52]
“Scots! wha are on oatmeal fed,” They are Five,[53]
“Scott, wha ha’ your Jumbo fed,” Punch, 1882,[53]
“Friends, by Whig retrenchment bled,” Poetry for the Poor, 1884[53]
“Men by wise example led,” Songs for Liberal Electors, 1885[53]
“Scots! although in New York bred,” Funny Folks, 1877[67]
“Scots, wha won’t for Wallace bleed,” Shirley Brooks, 1865[107]
Address to the De’il—
Address to the G. O. M., Moonshine, 1885[106]
John Anderson, my Jo[54]
“Jane Barnaby, my dear Jane,” John Jones, 1831[54]
“George Anderson, my Geo., George,” Punch[55]
“My bonny Meg, my Jo, Meg”[55]
“When Nature first began, Jean”[55]
“Joe Chamberlain, my Jo, John,” Punch, 1886[55]
“John Alcohol, my foe, John,” Home Tidings[107]
“Joe Chamberlain, my Joe, Sir,” Punch, 1885[56-69]
“John Barleycorn, my foe, John,” Charles F. Adams[69]
“Joe Chamberlain, our Joe, lad,” Funny Folks, 1885[69]
“Ted Henderson, my Jo, Ted,” Moonshine, 1886[108]
For a’ that and a’ that[56]
Quoi! Pauvre honnête, baisser la tête, Father Prout[56]
“A man’s a man,” says Robert Burns[57]
“Dear Freedom! sair they’ve lightlied thee” The Wreath of Freedom. 1820[57]
“Success to honest usury.” Diogenes, 1853[57]
“More luck to honest poverty,” Shirley Brooks[106]
“Is there a lady in all the land?” Once a Week[57]
“Is there a Jingo, proud and high?” Punch, 1878[58]
“Is there, for princely opulence?” Fun, 1879[58]
“Is there, for double U. E. G.?” Funny Folks[58]
Sir Arthur Guinness and a Peerage[58]
“Is there for Whig and Tory men?” John Stuart Blackie, Alma Mater, 1885[59]
Political Parody in Funny Folks, March 14, 1885[67]
A new song to an old tune, Sir Walter Scott, 1814[67]
To Women of the Period[67]
Coming through the Rye[59]
“Tak cauler water I”[59]
“Gin’ a nursey meet a bobby,” Judy, 1879[60]
Parody in Funny Folks, 1879[66]
“If a Proctor meet a body,” Lays of Modern Oxford. 1874[106]
Duncan Gray[60]
“Oor Tam has joined the Templars noo.” Rev. R. S. Bowie[108]
“Sam Sumph cam’ here for Greek” John Stuart Blackie, Alma Mater, 1885[60]
The Whigs of Auld Lang Syne, Punch, 1865[61]
Sir M. Hicks Beach on Auld Acquaintance, Truth[61]
“We twa hae dune a little Bill,” Punch, 1848[66]
Paraphrase of Auld Lang Syne, Comic Offering[66]
Should Gaelic speech be e’er forgot?[107]
Green Grow the Rashes[61]
Life in Malvern. Malvern Punch, 1865[61]
“Hey, for Social Science, O!” Lord Neaves[61]
“There’s nought but talk on every han’,” Punch[109]
Holy Willie’s Prayer, Newcastle Weekly Chronicle[62]
The Fishers’ Welcome, Doubleday. “We twa ha’ fished the Kale sae clear”[63]
To Burns, Joseph Blacket, 1811[64]
Tam o’ Shanter—
Origin of the Poem[64]
The Political Tam o’ Shanter, Punch, 1884[65]
“Here’s a Health to Them that’s Awa’[66]
“Here’s a health to the ladies at home,” The Mirror, 1828[66]
“Willie Brew’d a Peck of Maut,” Punch, 1884[66]
“Thus Willie, Rab, and Allan sang”[107]
“O, never touch the drunkard’s cup”[108]
The Ballad of Sir Tea-Leaf, Punch, 1851[68]
My Heart’s in the Highlands[68]
“My harts in the Highlands,” Punch, 1856[68]
“O, whistle, and I will arrest you, my lad”[68]
“Lilt your Johnnie”—A nonsense Parody, George Cruikshank’s Almanac, 1846[69]
Justice to Scotland—A nonsense Parody, Shirley Brooks[70]
“Greet na mair, ma sonsie lassie,” a Nonsense Parody. Judy, 1884[70]
A history of the Burns Festival at the Crystal Palace, January 25, 1859[70]
Prize Poem in honour of Burns, Isa Craig[70]
Rival Rhymes in honour of Burns, Samuel Lover[70]
Gang wi’ me to Lixmaleerie[70]
Poems on Burns, William Cadenhead, 1885[71]
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Lord Byron.
The First Kiss of Love[190]
The Maiden I love, P. F. T.,[190]
Well! Thou art Happy[190]
To Mary. Phœbe Carey’s Poems and Parodies, 1854[191]
Maid of Athens, 1810[191]
Anticipation in “The Monthly Mirror,” 1799. “I conjure thee to love me, Sophia”[191]
Polka mou sas Agapo, Punch, 1844[191]
Pay, oh! Pay us what you owe, Punch, 1847[192]
Man of Mammon, e’er we part[192]
People’s William! do not start, Truth, 1877[193]
Maid of Athens! ere we start, Punch, 1878[193]
Maid of Clapham! ere I part, Jon Duan[193]
Made of Something! ere we part, Free Press Flashes, 1882[193]
Made of Something! (Zoedone) Punch, 1880[194]
Calf’s Heart, “Maid of all work, as a part,”[194]
Madame Rachel! ere we smash, Judy, 1868[194]
Unkind Missis! e’er the day, Grins and Groans[194]
Maid of Ganges! thou that art, The Etonian, 1884[195]
Maid of all work! we must part[195]
Joe, my Joseph! ere we part, St. James’s Gazette,[195]
I would I were a Careless Child.[195]
The old Fogey’s Lament, Funny Folks[196]
Napoleon’s Farewell[196]
The Bohemian’s Farewell, Worthy a Crown? 1876[196]
The spell is broken, Judy 1880[196]
War Song of the Radical Philhellene, The Saturday Review, 1886[197]
Enigma on the Letter H. (Ascribed to Byron.)
“’Twas whispered in Heaven”[197]
“I dwells in the Herth,” Henry Mayhew[197]
The Letter H. his petition, and a reply[197]
The Petition of the Letter W. to Londoners, and a reply,[198]
A Riddle on the letter U[278]
Lord Byron’s Address, spoken at the opening of Drury Lane Theatre, October, 1812[198]
Cui Bono? from the Rejected Addresses, H. and J. Smith[199]
The Genuine Rejected Addresses[201]
The Destruction of Sennacherib.
The Assyrian came down like the wolf on the fold[201]
The Destruction of the Aldermen, Punch, 1841[201]
Sir Robert came down on the Corn Laws so bold,[201]
The Russian came down like a thief in the night,[202]
The Blizzard came down like a thousand of brick,[202]
The Belgravians came down on the Queen in her hold, Jon Duan[202]
Miss Pussy jumped down, Don Diego[202]
The Diplomats came like a wolf on the fold, Truth[203]
The Yankee came down with long Fred on his back, Punch, 1881[203]
All the papers came down (on melting the Statue of the Duke of Wellington), Truth[203]
The Tories came forth in their pride, Alick Sinclair, The Weekly Dispatch, 1884[203]
The Premier came down to the House as of old, C. Renz, The Weekly Dispatch. 1886[203]
Great Gladstone came down his new Bill to unfold, F. B. Doveton, 1886[204]
“Dan O’Connell came down,” The Spirit of the Age Newspaper, 1828[209]
Belasco came down like a bruiser so bold[279]
To Thomas Moore—
“My boat is on the Shore”[208]
“My cab is at the door.” The National Omnibus[208]
“My cab is at the door,” Punch, 1846[208]
“My boat has run ashore,” Punch, 1875[208]
A Farewell to Jenny Lind, Punch, 1848[210]
Childe Harold’s Pilgrimage—
“Adieu, adieu! my native shore”[209]
“Adieu, adieu! place once so sure,”[209]
“Adoo! adoo! my fav’rite scheme,” Punch, 1846[209]
There was a sound of revelry by night[209]
There was a sound that ceased not (on the Railway Panic), Our Iron Roads, F. S. Williams[210]
Waterloo at Astley’s Theatre, Cruikshank’s Comic Almanack, 1846[210]
The Battle of the Opera, Punch 1849[210]
There was a sound of orat’ry by night[210]
There was a clash of Billiard balls, A. H. Smith[211]
Stop; for your tread is on a Poet’s dust! (on Henry Irving as Othello), Figaro, 1876[211]
London’s Inferno, Truth, 1884[212]
Childe Snobson’s Pilgrimage, Punch, 1842[212]
Childe Chappie’s Pilgrimage, by E. J. Milliken[212]
Darkness—
“I had a dream, which was not all a dream”[204]
“I had a hat—it was not all a hat”[204]
“I had a dream” (On Smoking) The Spirit of the Age, 1828[204]
’Tis time this Heart should be Unmoved[205]
’Tis time that I should be removed, Punch’s Pocket Book, 1856[205]
Lord Byron’s Marriage[205]
Fare thee Well!
Yes, farewell; farewell for ever[206]
And fare Thee well, too—if, for ever[207]
Fare thee well! Lyrics and Lays, 1867[207]
Mrs. Harriet Beecher Stowe’s Article on Byron[207]
The Un-true Story, dedicated to Mrs. Stowe “Know ye the land where the Novelists blurt all,” Walter Parke, Punch and Judy, 1870[208]
To Inez. “Nay, smile not at my garments now,” Phœbe Carey[213]
“I stood in Venice, on the Bridge of Sighs”[213]
Venice Unpreserved, Punch, 1851[214]
Practical Venice, Punch, 1882[214]
“Roll on thou drunk and dark blue peeler”[214]
There is pleasure in a cask of wood, Hugh Cayley[214]
Arcades Ambo, C. S. Calverley, Fly Leaves, 1878[214]
Beer, C. S. Calverley[215]
The Guerilla, James Hogg, The Poetic Mirror[215]
The Last Canto of Childe Harold[215]
The Giaour—
“He who hath bent him o’er the dead”[215]
“He that hath gazed upon this head,” The Gownsman, 1830[216]
“He that hath bent him o’er a goose,” The Gossip, 1821[216]
“He who hath bent him o’er the bed,” Beauty and the Beast, 1843[216]
“He that don’t always bend his head, Punch, 1847[216]
“He who hath looked with aching head”[216]
The Bride of Abydos—
Know ye the Land?[217]
Know’st thou the land? Thomas Carlyle[217]
Know ye the land where the leaf of the myrtle?[217]
Know ye the town of the turkey and turtle?[217]
Know ye the house in which Vestris and Nisbett?[217]
Know’st thou the land where the kangaroos bound?[217]
Know ye the house where the Whigs and the Tories? Punch 1842[217]
Where ye the scene where the clerks and the tailors? Punch, 1844[218]
Know ye the loss of the beautiful turtles?[218]
Know ye the land where the hot toast and muffin?[218]
Know ye the town where policemen and navvies?[218]
Know ye the stream where the cesspool and sewer?[218]
Know’st thou the spot where the venison and turtle? Diogenes, 1853[218]
Know ye the Inn where the laurel and Myrtle?[219]
Know’st thou the land (of Greece)? Shirley Brooks, 1854[219]
Know you the lady who does’nt like turtle? Shirley Brooks, 1856[219]
Know ye the land of molasses and rum?[219]
Know ye the Hall where the birch and the myrtle?[220]
O, know you the land where the cheese tree grows?[220]
Know’st thou the land where the hardy green thistle? An Address to Lord Byron[220]
Know ye the land where the novelists blurt all? Walter Parke 1870[208]
Know ye the place where they press and they hurtle? Jon Duan, 1874[220]
Is it where the cabbage grows so fast?[221]
Know ye the land of reeds and of rushes?[221]
They stood upon his nose’s bridge of size. Lays of Modern Oxford, 1874[221]
Prisoner of Chillon.—Snowed up[228]
Sublime Tobacco! which from East to West[279]
Sublime Potatoes; that from Antrim’s shore[279]
Cabul, September, 1879. In imitation of the Siege of Corinth. The World, 1879[221]
The Civic Mazeppa, Punch, 1844[221]
Mazeppa Travestied. 1820[279]
Don Juan—
“Bob Southey! you’re a poet”[222]
“Ben Dizzy! you’re a humbug,” Jon Duan[222]
The isles of Greece, the isles of Greece[222]
The Isle of Eels! the Isle of Eels, Punch, 1844[223]
The Smiles of Peace, Shirley Brooks, 1856[223]
The Wines of Greece, Punch, 1865[224]
The Ills of Greece Punch, 1879[224]
The Claims of Greece, G. A. Sala[224]
The aisles of Rome, Jon Duan, 1874[224]
The Isles decrease, Faust and Phisto, 1876[225]
The Claims of Greece, Punch, 1881[225]
The Town of Nice, Herman Merivale, 1883[225]
The Smiles of Peace, Funny Folks, 1885[225]
The Liberal Seats, Pall Mall Gazette, 1886[226]
The Fields of Tothill; a Fragment[49]
The Childe’s Pilgrimage, W. F. Deacon[226]
“Without one lingering look he leaves,” Lays of Modern Oxford. 1874[227]
Miscellaneous Parodies of Lord Byron’s Poems[228]
Don Juan Unread (1819), Dr. W. Maginn (A Parody of Wordsworth’s “Yarrow Unvisited”)[229]
——:o:——
Thomas Campbell.
Lord Ullin’s Daughter[21]
Sir Robert’s Bill. Protectionist Parodies[21]
John Thompson’s Daughter, Phœbe Carey, 1854[22]
Lambeth Ferry[22]
The New Lord Ullin’s Daughter[23]
“In London when the funds are low,” Coronation Lays, 1831[113]
“To London ’ere the sun is low,” Hyde Parker[112]
Hohenlinden[23]
Bannockburn, Archie Aliquis, 1825[23]
The Battle of Peas-Hill, from The Gradus ad Cantabrigiam, 1824[23]
Jenny-Linden, Punch, 1847[23]
The Bal-Masqué at Crockford’s—The Man in the Moon[25]
Row-in-London, The Puppet Show, 1848[25]
The Battle of the Boulevard, W. E. Aytoun[25]
Hohen-London, Punch, 1851[26]
Swindon Station[26]
Hotel Swindling, Diogenes, 1853[26]
The Battle of Bull-Run[27]
“At Seacliff, when the time passed slow,” College Rhymes, 1861, L. E. S[27]
“At Belton, ere the twilight grew”[27]
“At Oxford when my funds were low,” Lays of Modern Oxford, 1874[27]
At Prince’s when the sun is low, 1876[28]
The Tay Bridge Disaster, F. B. Doveton, 1880[28]
“In Erin where the Praties grow,” J. M. Lowry[28]
Hohenlinden, Latin translations of[28]
The Tay Bridge Disaster, J. F. Baird[43]
 ”  ”    ”    ”   L. Beck[43]
The Lawn Tennis Match, F. B. Doveton[47]
The Soldier’s Dream[29]
“We were wet as the deuce,” Punch 1853[29]
The Boat Race: “We had stripped off our coats,” Lays of Modern Oxford, 1874[29]
The Tory Premier’s Dream, Funny Folks, 1880[29]
The Fatal Gallopade, The Comic Magazine, 1834[30]
Lochiel’s Warning[30]
1879, its glory and its shame. Prize Poem. The World. 1880, Goymour Cuthbert
“Old year, old year, I’m glad of the day”[30]
“Chieftain, O, Chieftain, lament for the year”[31]
“Old women! old women! prepare for the day,” J. H. Wheeler[31]
“O, Cecil! O, Cecil! beware of the day,” James Robinson,[31]
“O, Salisbury, Salisbury, beware of the day,” Albert Otley[32]
“O, Tories! O, Tories! beware of the day”[32]
The Student’s Warning, 1838[45]
Ye Mariners of England[32]
Ye Kite-flyers of Scotland, Thomas Love Peacock[32]
Young gentlemen of England, Punch, 1844[33]
Ye Peasantry of England, Punch, 1845[33]
Ye Constables of London, Puppet Show, 1848[34]
Ye Ship builders of England, Punch, 1849[34]
Ye Subalterns in England Punch, 1854[34]
Ye Clergymen of England, Punch, 1856[35]
March, March, Make-rags of Borrowdale, T. L. Peacock[33]
You rustic maids of England, Punch, 1857[35]
Ye Commoners of England, Echoes from the Clubs, 1867[35]
You sneaking Skunks of England, Lyrics and Lays, 1867[35]
Ye Gentlemen of Ireland, Punch, 1870[36]
Ye Scavengers of England, Punch, 1880[36]
Ye Milliners of England, Hugh Cayley, 1883[36]
Ye Mariners of England (Torpedo Terrors)[37]
Ye Infantry of England, Punch[37]
Ye Gentlemen of England, Truth, 1884[37]
Ye Mariners of England (and Mr. J. Chamberlain) Funny Folks, 1884[38]
 ”    ”   ”    ”    Punch 1884[38]
 ”    ”   ”    ”    Globe, 1885[39]
Ye Radicals of Brumm’gem, 1884[39]
Ye Gentlemen of England (Cricket Match)[39]
Ye Shopkeepers of London, Truth, 1884[40]
Ye Ministers of England, Truth, 1879[40]
You faithful Muggletonians,[40]
Ye Mariners of England (on Chinese Sailors)[47]
The Maid’s Remonstrance—
The Bench of Bishops. James Turner[40]
Randolph’s Remonstrance to Sir Stafford. H. L. Brickel[40]
Britannia’s Remonstrance. J. A. Elliott[40]
Staffy’s Remonstrance. Gossamer[41]
The Exile of Erin[41]
Parody from Figaro in London, May, 1833[41]
Mitchell in Norfolk Island, The Puppet Show, 1848[42]
The Ex-premier’s Visit to Erin, 1877[42]
Ireland’s Distress, Captain Walford[42]
  ”    ”   Miss E. Chamberlayne[42]
The Sorrows of Ireland. Rejected Odes, 181[47]
Ye Mariners of England (as sung by Lord Ellenborough), Punch, 1846[110]
You Managers of Railways, Punch, 1847[110]
Ye Husbandmen of Scotland[110]
Ye Liberals of England, Funny Folks, 1880[111]
“There came to the beach a poor landlord of Erin,” M. O’Brien. The Irish Fireside, 1886[111]
Battle of the Baltic[43]
Battle of the Balls. The University Snowdrop.[44]
Stanzas on a Late Battle   ”     ”[45]
The Burning of the Play House (Covent Garden.) Shirley Brooks[45]
“Of Scotia and the North.” Rival Rhymes, 1859[47]
The Escape of the Aldermen. Punch, 1845[111]
The Last Man—
The Last Growler. Punch, 1885[46]
The Last Duke. Punch, 1846[109]
The Last Man in Town. Funny Folks, 1878[109]
The Massacre of Glenho. Puck on Pegasus[46]
The Pleasures of Hope.[47]
Campbell, undone and outdone. Joseph G. Dalton[47]
Portrait of Campbell. Maclise Portrait Gallery[47]
Lines on Campbell. Dr. W. Maginn[47]
——:o:——
Miss Catherine Fanshawe.
The Enigma on the Letter H[197]
A Parody on the above—Henry Mayhew[197]
The Letter H’s Petition and a Reply[197]
Petition of the letter W, and reply[198]
An Enigma on the letter U. The Gownsman, 1830[278]
——:o:——
Dr. Oliver Goldsmith.
When lovely Woman stoops to folly[3]
“Lorsqu’une femme,” Ségur[3]
“When woman,” as Goldsmith declares, Barham[3]
When Harry Brougham turns a Tory. Punch, 1844[3]
When lovely woman wants a favour. Phœbe Carey[3]
When lovely woman, prone to folly. Punch, 1854[3]
When lovely woman stoops. Diogenes, 1853[4]
When lovely woman, hooped in folly. Punch, 1857[4]
When lovely woman, lump of folly. S. Brooks[4]
When managers have stooped to folly. Fun, 1866[4]
When lovely woman takes to lollies. Grasshopper.[4]
When lovely woman, still a maiden. Kottabos.[4]
When lovely woman stoops to fashion.[4]
When lovely woman takes to rinking[4]
When lovely woman reads Le Follet. Figaro, 1873[4]
When foolish man consents to marry[4]
When lovely woman, once so jolly[5]
When lovely woman finds that breaches[5]
When lovely woman’s melancholy. Fun, 1885[5]
When lovely woman longs to marry[5]
When stupid Odger stoops to folly. Judy[5]
When foolish woman stoops to fashion. 1882[5]
When man, less faithful than the colley. Judy.[5]
If lovely woman seeks to enter. Gossip, 1885[5]
When lovely woman pines in folly—1885[5]
When lovely woman stoops to Foli[5]
When a grave Speaker stoops to folly[17]
An Elegy on the death of a Mad Dog[6]
An Elegy on Mrs. Mary Blaize[6]
Le Fameux la Galisse, by Gilles de Ménage, 1729[6]
The Happy Man. The Mirror, 1823[8]
Le Chanson de La Palice, by Bernard de la Monnoye[8]
John Smith, he was a guardsman bold. The Comic Magazine, 1834[9]
There was a man, so legends say. Tom Hood[10]
An Elegy on Mrs. Grimes. The Century Magazine[10]
Description of an Author’s Bed Chamber[10]
The Street Artist. The Month, 1851[10]
The Deserted Village[10]
The Doomed Village[10]
The Deserted Village (London). The Tomahawk[11]
London in September. Lord John Russell[12]
Innovation. Anthony Pasquin. 1786[18]
The Frequented Village. E. Young[19]
The Deserted School. James E. Thompson, 1885[19]
The Hermit[12]
“Gentle Herdsman tell to me”[12]
The Friar of Orders Gray[14]
The Hermit—a Prophetic Ballad. The St. James’s Gazette, 1881[15]
The Hermit of Vauxhall, G. A. à Beckett, 1845[17]
Retaliation
The Speaker’s Dinner. Posthumous Parodies[15]
Home, sweet Home. H. C. Bunner, 1881[17]
The Tears of Genius. Courtney Melmoth, 1774 (Thomas Jackson Pratt)[19]
The Vicar of Wakefield, and Olivia. W. G. Wills[19]
The Vicar of Wide-a-Wakefield, or the Miss-Terryous Uncle, a burlesque by H. P. Stephens and W. Yardley[19]
The Caste of the Burlesque[20]
Jupiter and Mercury. David Garrick[20]
——:o:——
Mrs. F. D. Hemans.
The Stately Homes of England[129]
The Donkey-boys of England. Punch, 1849[129]
The Garden Grounds of England[130]
The Merchant Prince of England. Shirley Brooks[130]
The dirty Cabs of London. Punch, 1853[130]
The Duns of Merry England. Diogenes, 1853[131]
The Barristers of England. Punch, 1853[131]
The Compo’d Homes of England. The Figaro[131]
The Stately Homes of England. Truth, 1877[132]
The Cottage Homes of England. Punch, 1874[132]
The Haunted Homes of England. Pall Mall Gazette, 1883[132]
The Stately Men of England. Hugh Cayley[132]
The Unhealthy Homes of England. Punch, 1884[133]
Ye Cottage Homes of England. Truth, 1885[133]
The Graves of a Household. The Man in the Moon[138]
He never wrote again. Phœbe Carey, 1854[139]
Leaves have their Time to Fall.
Fish have their times to bite. College Rhymes[139]
Casabianca[133]
“Macbeth stood on the new-built Stage” (Mr. Henry Irving as Macbeth.) The Figaro, 1875[134]
The Mule stood on the Steamboat Deck”[134]
“The boy stood on the back-yard fence”[134]
“The dog lay on the butcher’s stoop”[134]
“The Peer stood on the burning deck.” Truth, 1884[134]
“The girl stewed on the burning deck”[135]
“The boy stood by the stable door”[135]
The Better Land[135]
“I’ve heard thee speak of a good hotel”[136]
“I have heard you speak of ‘Three acres of land.’” Edward Walford, M.A. Life, 1885[136]
“I hear thee speak of a bit o’ land”[136]
“I hear thee speak of a ‘Plot of Land’”[137]
An answer to the preceding[137]
“I hear thee speak of a Western land”[137]
“I hear them speak of a Happy Land.” Fun[138]
——:o:——
Charles Kingsley.
“Three Fishers went Sailing away to the West”[117]
“Three Merchants went riding.” Punch, 1858[117]
“Four Merchants who thought themselves.”[117]
The Lasher at Iffley. College Rhymes, 1861.
“Eight coveys went out in their college boat.”[117]
“Three mothers sat talking.” Punch, 1861[118]
“Three freshmen went loafing.” College Rhymes[118]
“Three fellahs went out to a house in the west.”[118]
“Three husbands went forth.” Banter, 1867[118]
“Three Children were playing.” The Mocking Bird, F. Field, 1868[119]
“Three Students sat writing.” The Cantab, 1873[119]
“Three gourmands invited were into the West.”[119]
“Three ladies went skating.” Idyls of the Rink[119]
“Three regiments went sailing away to the East,”[119]
“Three practical men went strolling west.”[120]
“Three profits had got to come out of the land.”[120]
“Three lambkins went larking.” Judy, 1879[120]
“Three rascals went ranting round in the West.” Gobo, The World, 1879[120]
“Three land agitators went down to the West.”[121]
“Three Paddies went spouting away at Gurteen.” F. B. Doveton[121]
“Three fishes were floating about in the Sea.”[121]
“Three Tories went bravely.” Grins and Groans[121]
“There were three pussy cats.” Fun. 1882[121]
“Three Fishmongers looked for a sale.” 1883[122]
“Three Potters set out all dressed in their best.”[122]
“Three Champions went stumping.” Punch 1884[122]
“Three Fossils sat perched in the Whitehall Zoo.”[122]
“Three fishermen went gaily out into the North.”[122]
“Three acres seemed pleasant to Countryman Hodge.” Punch, 1885[123]
“Three Farmers went driving up into the town.”[123]
“Three Topers went strolling out into the East.” Hyde Parker. 1886[123]
“Three Poets went sailing down Boston streets.” Lilian Whiting[123]
“Three Filchers went cadging.” The Free Lance[124]
“Three Students were walking.” The Lays of the Mocking Sprite[124]
“Three Melons went sailing out in the West.”[124]
“Three Carpets hung waiving abroad in the breeze.”[124]
“Three worthless young fellows went out in the night.”[124]
“Three Sports got into a railroad car.”[125]
“Three husbands went reeling home out of the West.” Mrs. G. L. Banks[125]
“Three young men who never went astray.”[125]
“Three Anglers went down to fish Sunbury Weir.” The Angler’s Journal, 1886[139]
“Three Freshers went sailing out into the street.”[139]
“An Umpire went sallying out into the East.”[140]
Three women went sailing out into the street.[279]
Three little fishers trudged over the hill. F. H. Stauffer[279]
Three cows were seized for tithe rent in the West.[280]
Three fishers went fishing out into the sea. H. C. Dodge[280]
Ode to the North-East Wind.
“Welcome, wild North-Easter!”[125]
The Surgeon’s Wind. Punch, 1857[126]
Hang thee, vile North-Easter. Punch, 1858[126]
“Welcome, wild North-Easter,” as sung by a Debutante at the last Drawing Room[127]
Welcome, English Easter. Fun, 1867[128]
Kingsley, and the South-west Trains[128]
“I once saw a sweet pretty face.”[128]
The Dirdum. A parody of C. Kingsley’s Scotch poem on an Oubit, 1862[129]
——:o:——
Thomas Moore.
’Tis the last Rose of Summer[230]
’Tis the first rose of Summer, R. Gilfillan[230]
   Do.    do.    Wiseheart’s Songster[230]
’Tis the last man in London. The National Omnibus, 1831[230]
I’m the last Rose of Summer, 1832[231]
’Tis the last summer bonnet. T. H. Bayly, 1833[231]
’Tis the last bit of candle. Wiseheart’s Songster[231]
The last lamp of the alley. Dr. Maginn[232]
’Tis the last choice Havana[232]
’Tis the straw hat of summer[232]
’Tis the last of the Fancy. Judy, 1867[232]
’Tis the last weed of Hudson’s. J. R. G.[233]
’Tis the last little tizzy. The Snob, 1829[233]
’Tis the last of the members. Figaro in London[233]
’Tis the last fly of summer. Punch’s Pocket Book, 1848[233]
He’s the last “Vivâ Voce.” College Rhymes[234]
’Tis the last belle of summer. Funny Folks[234]
’Tis the last pipe this winter. Funny Folks, 1879[234]
’Tis the last jar of pickles[234]
He’s the last of his party. R. H. Lawrence[234]
’Tis the last baked potato. W. W. Dixon[235]
’Tis a prime leg of mutton. Lizzie Griffin[235]
’Tis the last rose of Windsor. F. Rawkins[235]
’Tis the last blow of a drummer. Hugh Cayley[235]
’Tis the last ruse of someone. The Globe, 1886[236]
Let Erin remember. Punch. 1885[236]
When he who adores thee[236]
To a Bottle of old Port. Dr. Maginn[236]
When he who adjures thee[236]
When he who now bores thee[264]
The Harp that once through Tara’s Halls[236]
The Puff that once thro’ Colburn’s halls. 1831[237]
The Belt which once. Egan’s Book of Sports, 1832[237]
The Harp that once in Warren’s Mart. Punch[237]
The Broom that once through Sarah’s halls. Judy[237]
The Girl that oft in lighted halls, 1869[237]
The Voice that once thro’ Senate halls. Funny Folks, 1884[237]
Luke Sharpe, who once. Detroit Free Press, 1885[238]
The Plate that once through Fashion’s halls[264]
Fly not yet, ’tis just the hour. Figaro, 1833[260]
Fly not to wine. The Blue Bag, 1832[238]
Fly not yet. St. James’s Gazette, 1881[238]
Rich and rare were the Gems she wore[238]
Rich and furred was the robe he wore, T. Hook[238]
Ragged and rough were the clothes she wore[239]
Rich and rare were the arms she bore[239]
Rough and red was the cloak she wore[239]
Quaint and queer were the gems she wore[264]
There is not in the wide world[239]
There is not in this city an alley so sweet. National Omnibus, 1831[239]
There is not in the palace. National Omnibus[239]
There’s not in Saint Stephen’s. Figaro in London[239]
There is not in all London. Punch, 1842[240]
There’s not in the wide world a country so sweet[240]
There’s not in the wide world an odour less sweet[240]
O, There’s not in the West-end, Punch. 1872[240]
There’s not in all London a tavern so gay. G. W. M. Reynolds[240]
On Stephen Kemble[240]
The Irish welcome[241]
The Trifle. Punch, 1852[241]
The Bitter cry of outcast London. Two parodies from the Weekly Dispatch, by T. A. Wilson and Aramis[241]
The meteing of the waters. Punch, 1884[241]
The Thames. B. Saunders. 1884[242]
The House of Lords. H. B., 1884[242]
There is not to the poet. E. A. Horne, 1884[242]
The Heiress. Aramis. 1884[242]
The Club Smoking-room. J. Pratt, 1884[242]
The Meeting of the Emperors. Moonshine, 1884[243]
There’s not in old Ireland. Walter Parke[270]
Come, send round the wine. 1825[243]
Believe me, if all those endearing young charms[243]
Mr. Colburn to Lady Morgan’s Books, 1831[243]
On the House of Lords and Reform. Figaro in London, 1831[243]
Believe me, dear Susan. Diogenes, 1854[243]
To a lady in a crinoline. Punch, 1857[244]
John Bull to Paddy, 1867[244]
John Bright to his place, 1869[244]
To an Ancient Coquette[244]
On College Don[244]
On Roast pork. F. B. Doveton, 1881[244]
On Tory election promises, 1886[244]
Oh, blame not the Bard. Fun, 1883[245]
Oh! the days are gone when beauty bright. 1869[245]
Lesbia hath a beaming eye[245]
Peggy hath a squinting eye[245]
Lesbia hath a fowl to cook[246]
Lesbia’s skirt doth streaming fly. Punch, 1856[246]
Lemon is a little hipped. Charles Dickens, 1855[246]
This suit is all chequer’d[246]
Oh! the Shamrock[247]
Oh! the Scarecrows. United Ireland, 1885[247]
One more try at parting. Punch’s Almanac, 1883[247]
The Young May Moon[248]
The Irishman’s serenade[248]
The Bladder of whiskey[248]
The Cat’s serenade[248]
The old March moon. Diogenes, 1854[248]
Song of the Signalman, Punch, 1885[248]
Defeated Manœuvres[249]
The Minstrel Boy[249]
Mister Sheil into Kent has gone. W. M. Thackeray[249]
The Sailor Boy on a tour is gone. 1832[249]
The leary cove to the Mill is gone. 1832[249]
The fiddler’s boy to the fair is gone[249]
The Koh-i-noor to the wall has gone. Punch, 1851[250]
The Cordon Bleu (M. A. Soyer). Punch, 1855[250]
The Draper’s man. Punch, 1857[250]
The Chinese Boy to the War is gone[250]
The Errand Boy. Judy, 1869[250]
The Beardless Boy. Punch, 1875[250]
The Minstrel Boy in the train. Funny Folks[250]
Bradlaugh to protest is gone. S. J. Miott[251]
The Warrior Duke (of Cambridge)[251]
The Alderman from Guildhall has gone. Judy, 1880[251]
The Girton Girl to Exam’ has gone. Funny Folks[251]
The Grand old Boy. Punch, 1882[251]
The Noble Lord to the stores is gone. Judy, 1882[251]
Sir D. V. Gay to the poll is gone. United Ireland[252]
Our Bradlaugh boy[252]
The ’prentice boy to the street has gone[252]
The Grand Young Man. F. B. Doveton[252]
The Grand old man to the North has gone. Life[253]
The Grand old man. Songs for Liberal electors[253]
The Shy Bo-Peep to the sea is gone. A. H. S.[276]
The time I’ve lost in “screwing”[253]
Come, rest on this gridiron. Punch, 1881[253]
To the Finish I went. Dr. W. Maginn[253]
I saw up the steps. Lays of the Mocking Sprite[253]
I saw from my window. Girl of the Period, 1869[254]
Sail on, Sail on, thou Fearless Bark[254]
Scale on, scale on, oh! tuneless strummer[254]
Thee, thee, only thee[254]
Tea, Tea, only Tea. Punch, 1884[254]
Oh! Call it by some Better Name[254]
Oh, try, good sirs, some better game. 1886. B. Saunders[254]
Oh! try some worthier, better game. D. Evans[255]
Oh! call it by some better name. J. Fitzpatrick[255]
Oh! call it by some fitter name. Gossamer[255]
Oh! call him by some stronger name. Robert Puttick[255]
I knew by the Smoke that so Gracefully curl’d[255]
I knew by the wig that so gracefully curl’d[255]
I knew by the post that so gaily display’d. The Mirror, 1823[255]
We knew by the string that so gracefully curl’d[256]
I saw by the steam that so gracefully curl’d[256]
I knew by the smoke that so heavily curl’d[256]
To Dizzy, “When time hath bereft thee,” 1867[256]
By the Thames to the right, is the flat shore of Erith[256]
Had I a shilling left to spare, Bertie Vyse[256]
A Canadian Boat Song.
“Faintly as tolls the evening chime”[257]
The Cabinet’s Boat Song, 1878[257]
“Plainly as tolls disruption’s chime,” 1886[257]
Hither, Flora, Queen of Flowers![257]
“Hither, Flora of the street. T. A. Wilson[257]
“Hither, Flora, Queen of Flowers.” Aramis[258]
   ”    ”    ”    ”    Thistle[258]
When in gaol I shall calm recline[258]
When in death I shall quiet be found[258]
When in death I shall calm recline. 1832[271]
Farewell! but whenever you welcome the hour[259]
To Tory hearts a round, boys[259]
A nice Devill’d Biscuit. Punch[259]
Apple pie. “All new dishes fade.”[259]
Those Evening Bells[259]
Those Christmas Bills. W. Hone, 1826[259]
That Chapel Bell. The Gownsman, 1830[260]
My white moustache. Figaro, 1832[260]
Those London belles. Miss Bryant[260]
Those Ball-room belles. Diogenes, 1853[261]
Those Scotch hotels, Diogenes, 1853[261]
Those Gresham chimes. Punch, 1853[261]
Those Tramway bells. Funny Folks[261]
Those Evening bells. Tom Hood[261]
Those London Bells. Shirley Brooks, 1855[261]
Those Pretty Girls. J. W. W.[261]
Those Vatted Rums. Punch, 1855[262]
Those evening belles. Pan the Pilgrim[262]
That Muffin bell. Punch, 1880[262]
The Parcel Post. Judy, 1883[262]
Those Evening belles. Moonshine, 1886[262]
Oft, in the Stilly Night[262]
Oft, o’er my tea and toast. Figaro in London[263]
Oft, in his present plight. The Puppet Show, 1848[263]
Oft, in the chilly night. Memoirs of a Stomach[263]
Oft, on a “silly” night. Funny Folks, 1878[263]
Oft, in election’s fight. Truth, 1886[263]
Here’s the bower she loved so much[264]
Here’s the box that held the snuff[264]
Here’s the bottle she loved so much. J. Bruton[264]
There’s a bower of roses by Bendemeer’s Stream[264]
There’s of benches a row in St. Stephen’s extreme[264]
There’s a bower of bean-vines in Benjamin’s yard. Phœbe Carey, 1854[264]
One morn a Tory at the gate. Figaro, 1832[265]
A Peri at the “Royal” gate. Truth. 1877[265]
This week a Peeress at the gate. Truth, 1883[265]
One morn Ben Dizzy at the gate[266]
Farewell, Farewell to thee, Araby’s daughter[266]
Farewell, farewell to thee, desolate Erin![266]
Farewell, farewell to thee, Arabi darling![266]
Begone, begone with thee, son of Shere Ali![267]
Away, away, with the Ameer unlucky![267]
Farewell, farewell to thee, Ireland’s protector![270]
Oh! ever thus, from childhood’s hour[267]
I never wrote up “Skates to Sell”[267]
I never loved a dear gazelle[268]
I never rear’d a young gazelle. H. S. Leigh[268]
I never had a piece of toast[268]
A Parody by Tom Hood the younger[268]
Wus! ever wus! H. Cholmondeley-Pennell[268]
’Twas ever thus! C. S. Calverley[268]
I never bought a young Gazelle[269]
The young Gazelle, a Moore-ish tale. Walter Parke[269]
Come hither, come hither, by night and by day[270]
A Parody. On the House of Commons, 1832[270]
Sweet Borough of Tamworth 1832[270]
The Sweet Briar. C. S. K.[271]
Miscellaneous Parodies on “Paradise and the Peri”[271]
Lalla Rookh Burlesque. Vincent Amcotts[272]
One more Irish Melody, 1869[272]
On Lord Brougham, 1833[272]
Loves of the Mortals[272]
Loves of the New Police[273]
Jack Randall’s Diary, 1820[273]
Young Love once fell through a straw-thatched shed[273]
The Bencher, or whitewashing day[273]
The Living Lustres. Rejected Addresses[273]
A Fallen Angel over a Bowl of Rum-Punch. Christopher North, 1823[274]
Love and the Flimsies. Thomas Love Peacock[275]
The Bard of Erin’s Lament[275]
Old Sherry. (An Anacreontic, 1828)[275]
Anacreon’s Ode xxi.
“Observe when mother earth is dry”[276]
Earlier translations by Ronsard, Capilupus, Shakespeare, Lord Rochester, and Abraham Cowley[276]
On Moore’s Plagiarisms. An article in Fraser’s Magazine, June, 1841[276]
Lays of the Saintly. Walter Parke[270]
“The Duke is the lad to frighten a lass,” by Thomas Moore[260]
——:o:——
Sir Walter Scott.
Rebecca and Rowena. W. M. Thackeray[71]
A Tale of Drury Lane. Rejected Addresses[72]
Blue Bonnets over the Border[73]
Blue Stockings over the Border. Mirror 1828[74]
Write, write, tourist and traveller. Robert Gilfillan[74]
Read, read, Woodstock and Waverley, Robert Gilfillan, 1831[74]
Tax, tax, Income and Property. Punch, 1851[75]
March, march, pipe-clayed and belted in[75]
Take, take, lobsters and lettuces. Punch[75]
Take, take, blue pill and colocynth. Punch[75]
Drill, drill, London and Manchester. Punch, 1859[75]
Mr. Kemple’s Farewell Address, 1817
“As the worn war-horse at the trumpet’s sound”[75]
Mr. Patrick Robertson’s farewell to the Bar
“As the worn show horse whom Ducrow so long”[76]
Lament for Tabby, or the Cat’s Coronach. The Satirist, 1814[76]
The Lay of the last Minstrel
 Introduction—		[77]
“The way was long, the wind was cold”[77]
“The tide was low, the wind was cold.” Funny Folks, 1875[77]
“The sun was hot, the day was bright.” Weekly Echo, 1885[77]
The Lay of the last Cab-Hack. Funny Folks[78]
The Bray of the last Donkey[78]
The Lay of the last Ministry. Fun, 1885[78]
Mr. Barnum’s Experience of Travelling[116]
Canto III.—
“And said I that my limbs were old”[78]
“And thought they I was growing old.” They are Five. 1880,[79]
Canto VI.—
“Breathes there the man with soul so dead”[79]
A declamation, by Miss Mudge, the Blue Stocking[79]
“Breathes there a Scot with soul so dead.” O. P. Q. P. Smiff. The Figaro, 1874[79]
Pilosagine. Advertisement parody[80]
“Lives there a man with soul so dead”[80]
“Breathes there a man with taste so dead.” The Figaro, 1876[80]
“O Caledonia! very stern and wild.” Jon Duan[80]
Don Salisbury’s Midnight Vigil. Truth, 1885[81]
Parody from the Lays of the Mocking Sprite[82]
Albert Graeme.
“It was an English ladye bright”[81]
“It was a toper one Saturday night”[81]
“It was an Oxford Scholar bright.” The Shotover Papers, 1874[82]
The Lay of the Poor Fiddler, 1814[81]
St. Fillan’s Arm. From Lays of the Saintly, by Walter Parke[83]
The Blue Brother. Walter Parke[83]
The Lay of the Scottish Fiddle, 1814. James Kirke Paulding[84]
A Lay to the Last Minstrel. Edward Churton[84]
Marmion.
O Woman! in our hours of ease[84]
Oh! Scotsman! in thine hour of ease[84]
A good Wife[85]
A Dedication to Women. Finis, 1877[85]
The Mansion House Marmion (Lord Mayor Fowler). Truth, 1883[85]
Lochinvar[86]
Lock-and-Bar. Blackwood’s Edinburgh Magazine[86]
“O young William Jones is come out of the West.”[87]
“The big-booted Czar had his eye on the East.” Shirley Brooks, 1854[87]
“It was Albert of Wales and his troop of Hussars. Judy, 1871[88]
“Choice of Stoke-upon-Trent, lo, Kenealy confest.” Punch, 1875[88]
“O young Stephey Cave is come out of the East.”[89]
Young Lochinvar in Blank Verse. Free Press Flashes, 1883[89]
“Oh! A Bishop from Surrey is come here to pray.” From Marmion Travesty, by Peter Pry[90]
Epigrams on the Duke of York[91]
A Parody concerning Mr. Digby Pigott. 1877.[116]
The Lady of the Lake, 1810[91]
The Lady of the Wreck, or Castle Blarneygig. George Colman[91]
“The stag at eve had drunk his fill”[91]
“The pig at eve was lank and faint”[91]
Boat Song—
“Hail to the Chief who in triumph advances”[91]
“Hail our Chief! now he’s wet through with whiskey.” George Colman[92]
“Hail to the Chief” (Gladstone). Punch, 1880[92]
The Nile Song. Punch, 1863[99]
Mountain Dhu; or, the Knight, the Lady, and the Lake. Burlesque. Andrew Halliday, 1866[92]
The Lady of the Lake, plaid in a new tartan. Burlesque by R. Reece[92]
“Raising the “Fiery Cross.” Punch, 1884[93]
Rokeby, 1813[94]
Jokeby, by an amateur of Fashion, 1813 (attributed to John Roby, also to Thomas Tegg, and to the Brothers Smith)[94]
“O, Brignall banks are wild and fair”[94]
“Oh, Giles’s lads are brave and gay”[94]
Smokeby, in Ephemerides, 1813[94]
Rokeby the second, in the Satirist, 1813[94]
MacArthur, an Epic Poem, ascribed to Walter Scott. The Satirist, 1808[95]
Valentines. The Satirist, 1810[95]
The Ovation of the Empty Chair. The Satirist, 1811[95]
Walter Scott, Esq., to his Publishers. Accepted Addresses, 1813[96]
The Poetic Mirror, or the Living Bards of Britain, by James Hogg, 1816[96]
“O, heard ye never of Wat o’ the Cleuch”[97]
The Battle of Brentford Green. Warreniana, 1824[97]
The Bridal of Caolchairn. John Hay Allan, 1822[99]
Rejected Odes. Humphrey Hedgehog, 1813[99]
A Border Ballad. Thomas Love Peacock, 1837[99]
“Carle, now the King’s come”[99]
“Sawney, now the King’s come”[99]
The Battle of Wimbledon. Punch, 1862[99]
Kenilworth Burlesque, by R. Reece and H. B. Farnie[99]
The Lay of the Lost Minstrel[112]
Coronation Lays.
The New Monthly Magazine, July, 1831. Containing parodies of Walter Scott, The Lay of the Lost Minstrel. T. Campbell, The Show in London. S. T. Coleridge, “The Sun it shone on spire and wall.” W. Wordsworth, Sonnets on the Coronation. L. E. Landon, The Little Absentee. George Crabbe, A Reflection. Thomas Moore, A Melody. Thomas Hood, A Glance from a Hood. Robert Southey, P.L., The Laureate’s Lay[112]
——:o:——
Scotch Songs.
The London University
“March, march, dustmen and coal-heavers.” The Spirit of the Age, 1829[99]
“Smoke, smoke! Arcade and College Green”[100]
Oh Where, and oh Where[100]
“Oh where, and oh where, is my Harry Brougham gone?” Punch, 1846[100]
“Oh, where, and oh where, has my learned counsel gone?” Punch, 1848[100]
The great kilt Reform. Diogenes, 1854[100]
“Oh where, and oh where, has our Wand’ring Willie gone.” Judy, 1879[101]
Bonnie Dundee
“To the gents of the pantry ’twas Yellow-plush spoke,” 1872[101]
The Maidens of Bonnie Dundee
“And did they its meeting turn into a joke”		[101]
“Tis a jolly conception”!—’twas Truscott who spoke.” (The Temple Bar Obstruction)[101]
“In the House of St. Stephen’s Britannia thus spoke”[102]
“To the lords of Creation ’twas Chamberlain spoke”[102]
The Campbells are Coming.
The Pop’ an’ Jock Cumming, oh dear, oh dear[102]
Hey, Johnny Cumming! are ye waukin’ yet?[103]
The Camels are coming, at last, at last! The Globe, 1884[103]
My ’art’s in the ’Ighlands. Punch, 1883[103]
Woo’d and Married an’ a’[103]
The Tourists’ Matrimonial Guide through Scotland. Lord Neaves[103]
Charley is my Darling—
“Charley was so daring” (Sir Charles Napier)[104]
“O, Langtry, wilt thou gang wi’ me”[105]
Robin Adair—
“You’re welcome to Despots, Dumourier,” Robert Burns, 1793[105]
“Canning, O rare!” Liverpool election, 1812[105]
——:o:——
Robert Southey, Poet Laureate.
Thalaba the Destroyer—
“How beautiful is night?”[140]
“How troublesome is day?” T. L. Peacock[141]
“How beautiful is green?” Charterhouse Poems[141]
The Curse of Kehama—
“Midnight, and yet no eye.”[141]
“Midnight, yet not a nose.” The Rebuilding James Smith. The Rejected Addresses[141]
Justice. Lays of Modern Oxford, by Adon, 1874[144]
The Cataract of Lodore—
“How does the water come down at Lodore?”[145]
Before and after Marriage
How do the gentlemen do before marriage?[145]
How do they do after marriage[146]
How the Daughters come down at Dunoon. Puck on Pegasus. H. C. Pennell[146]
How does the drunkard go down to the tomb?[147]
How do the jolly days pass in the Holidays? Banter, 1867[147]
How the Horses come round at the Corner. Fun[148]
May in Lincolnshire. Once a week, 1872[148]
How do the ’Varsities come to the Race[149]
Ready for the Derby Start. Funny Folks, 1878[149]
How does the water come down at Niagara? Funny Folks, 1878[150]
How the Customers come to the Sandown Bazaar. W. J. Craig, 1879[150]
Is it how the Home Rulers make spaches, me boys? Miss Story[151]
Here they come broguing, together colloquing. C. J. Graves[152]
Here they come wrangling. Pembroke[152]
Just out of one bother into another. Hoyle[152]
The World. Parody Competition. Nov., 1879
How the Home Rulers behave at St. Stephens. F. B. Doveton, 1880[153]
How do cheap trippers come down to the shore?[153]
How do the waters come down on the public?[154]
How the Commons rush in through the door?[154]
How do the Landlords “come down on” the Act?[155]
How the Tourists come down to the shore. Detroit Free Press, 1885[155]
The Falls of Niagara. E. H. Bickford[156]
“You are old, Father William”[156]
A Parody from Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland[156]
“You are cold, Father William.” The Figaro[157]
“You air old, Father William. Zoz, 1878[157]
“You are old, Father William.” Mayfair, 1878[157]
“You are sad, People’s William.” Truth, 1878[157]
“You are old, turkey gobbler.” Free Press Flashes, 1882[158]
“You look young, little Randolph.” Punch, 1882[158]
Parody Competition in Truth, April 5, 1883
“You are old, Father William.” Repealer[159]
“You are young, Master Randolph.” Pickwick[159]
“You’re a Peer, now, Lord Wolseley.” Skriker[159]
“New Honours, Lord Wolseley.” Old Log[159]
“You are old, Lady William.” Third Raven[159]
“You are old, Kaiser Wilhelm.” T. S. G.[160]
“You are plain, Mr. Biggar.” Paste[160]
“You are young, Randolph Churchill.” Yash[160]
“You are old, Father William.” Don Juan[160]
“You have told, Lady Florence.” Ohr[161]
“You are old, Noble Senate.” Poetry for the Poor. 1884[161]
“You are old, Father William” (Mr. Gladstone.)] Truth, 1884[161]
Old William Archer interviewed. The Sporting Times, 1885[162]
On the danger of licking postage stamps. Funny Folks, 1885[162]
Sequel to a great Poem. Once a Week, 1886[162]
On Irish Policy. A new Alphabet of Irish Policy[162]
A Valentine from Miss Hibernia to W. E. G.[163]
The Battle of Blenheim—
“It was a summer evening”[163]
Notes on the Poem,[163]
A Battle with Billingsgate. G. Cruikshank’s Comic Almanac[164]
A Seasonable Gossip. The Puppet Show, 1848[164]
The Battle of Jobbing. Diogenes, 1853[164]
The Battle of Berlin. Funny Folks, 1878[165]
Children at the Pantomime. F. B. Doveton. The World, 1880[165]
Another Parody on the same topic. A. Salter[165]
The Battle of Brummagem. William Bates[166]
A Famous Holiday. Punch, 1880[166]
A Glorious Victory (in Cricket). Punch, 1882[167]
A Famous Victory (in Egypt). Clapham Free Press, 1884[168]
The Battle of Blenheim House. Birmingham Daily Mail, 1885[168]
The old Gladstonite and his Son. Morning Post[169]
The Jackanape Jock, Cribblings from the Poets[169]
Southey’s Early Political Poems[170]
Bob Southey! you’re a poet[171]
The Anti-Jacobin Review[171]
Inscription—Henry Marten, the Regicide[171]
Inscription—Mrs. Brownrigg, the Prentice-cide[172]
The Widow. (Southey’s Sapphics)
“Cold was the night-wind”[172]
The Friend of Humanity, and the Knife Grinder[172]
The Friend of Humanity, and the Bricklayer’s Labourer. John Bull, 1827[173]
Sapphics of the Cabstand. Punch, 1853[173]
Lay of the Proctor. The Shotover Papers, 1874[174]
The Friend of Humanity, and Seafaring Person. Punch, 1874[174]
The Friend of Humanity, and John Bull. Funny Folks, 1878[174]
The Friend of Agriculture, and the needy new Voter. Punch, 1886[174]
The Soldier’s Wife. Dactylics, 1795[175]
The Soldier’s Friend. (Canning’s Contrast.)[175]
The Soldier’s Wife. Imitation Dactylics[175]
Southey’s Official Poems[176]
The Curse of the Laureate. James Hogg[176]
The Vision of Judgment[176]
The Vision of Judgment. Lord Byron[176]
A Slap at Slop. William Hone[177]
“The New Times” and “The Constitutional Association”[177]
A New Vision. William Hone[177]
Carmen Triumphale. W. F. Deacon. Warreniana[179]
“The Satirist or Monthly Meteor,” 1813[180]
Epitaph for Robert Southey, Esq., Poet Laureate, The Spirit of the Public Journals, 1824[180]
——:o:——
Algernon Charles Swinburne.
The Commonweal, July 1, 1886[187]
The Old Cause, A Counterblast. The Daily News, July 2, 1886[187]
The Common Squeal. Punch, 1886[189]
The Weekly Dispatch. Parodies by A. Whalley, and F. B. Doveton[189]

CONTENTS OF PARTS I. to XXXVI. PARODIES.

EACH PART MAY BE PURCHASED SEPARATELY.

Part 1.Alfred Tennyson’sEarly Poems.
Part 2.Alfred Tennyson’sEarly Poems.
Part 3.Alfred Tennyson’sLater Poems.
Part 4.Page 49 to 62.Tennyson’s Poems.
Page 62 to 64.H. W. Longfellow.
Part 5.Page 65.A Parody of William Morris.
Page 65 to 80.H. W. Longfellow.
Part 6.Page 81 to 96.H. W. Longfellow.
Part 7.Page 97 to 105.H. W. Longfellow. Hiawatha.
Page 105 to 112.Rev. C. Wolfe. Not a Drum was heard.
Part 8.Page 113.Not a Drum was heard.
Page 113 to 128.The Song of the Shirt.
Part 9.Page 129 to 135.Thomas Hood.
Page 135 to 140.Bret Harte.
Pages 140 & 141.Not a Drum was heard.
Page 142 to 144.Alfred Tennyson.
Part 10.Page 145 to 160.Alfred Tennyson.
Part 11.Page 161 to 176.Alfred Tennyson.
Part 12.Page 177 to 186.Alfred Tennyson.
Page 187 to 190.Not a Drum was heard.
Page 190 to 192.Song of the Shirt.
Part 13.Page 1 to 4.Bret Harte.
Pages 4 and 5.Thomas Hood.
Page 6 to 16.H. W. Longfellow.
Part 14.Page 17 to 24.H. W. Longfellow.
Page 25 to 40.Edgar Allan Poe.
Part 15.Page 41 to 64.Edgar Allan Poe.
Part 16.Page 65 to 88.Edgar Allan Poe.
Part 17.Page 89 to 103.Edgar Allan Poe.
Pages 103, 4 & 5.The Art of Parody.
Page 106 to 112.My Mother, by Miss Taylor.
Part 18.Page 113 to 135.My Mother.
Page 136The Vulture, (After “The Raven.”)
Page 136A Welcome to Battenberg.
Part 19.Page 137 to 141.Tennyson’s The Fleet, etc.
Page 141 to 143.My Mother.
Page 144 to 160.Hamlet’s Soliloquy.
Part 20.Page 161 to 184.W. Shakespeare. The Seven Ages of Man, etc.
Part 21.Page 185 to 206.W. Shakespeare. Account of the Burlesques of his Plays.
Page 206 to 208.Dr. Isaac Watts.
Part 22.Page 209 to 217.Dr. Isaac Watts.
Page 217 to 232.John Milton.
Part 23.Page 233John Milton.
Page 233 to 236.Dryden’s Epigram on Milton.
Page 236 to 238.Matthew Arnold.
Page 239 to 244.W. Shakespeare.
Page 244 to 246.Bret Harte.
Page 246 to 255.H. W. Longfellow.
Pages 255 and 256Thomas Hood.
Part 24.Page 257 to 259.Thomas Hood.
Page 260 to 280.Alfred Tennyson.
[Part 25.]A Chapter on Parodies, by Isaac D’Israeli.
Page 3 to 16.Oliver Goldsmith.
[Part 26.]Page 17 to 20.Oliver Goldsmith.
Page 20 to 40.Thomas Campbell.
[Part 27.]Page 41 to 47.Thomas Campbell.
Page 48 to 64.Robert Burns.
[Part 28.]Page 65 to 71.Robert Burns.
Page 71 to 88.Sir Walter Scott.
[Part 29.]Page 89 to 99.Sir Walter Scott.
Page 99 to 105.Scotch Songs.
Page 106 to 109.Robert Burns.
Page 109 to 112.Thomas Campbell.
[Part 30.]Page 113 to 116.Coronation Lays.
Page 117 to 129.Charles Kingsley.
Page 129 to 136.Mrs. Hemans.
[Part 31.]Page 137 to 140.Mrs. Hemans.
Page 140 to 160.Robert Southey.
[Part 32.]Page 161 to 181.Robert Southey.
Page 181 to 184.The Anti-Jacobin.
[Part 33.]Page 185 to 186.The Anti-Jacobin.
Page 187 to 189.A. C. Swinburne.
Page 189 to 208.Lord Byron.
[Part 34.]Page 209 to 229.Lord Byron.
Page 230 to 232.Thomas Moore.
[Part 35.]Page 233 to 256.Thomas Moore.
[Part 36.]Page 257 to 278.Thomas Moore.
Page 278.Lord Byron.
Pages 279 & 280.Charles Kingsley.