Let Bennet boast his purity
In politics and pedigree,
Talk loud of his nihil-ity
By long service won.
Let Hume dissect each place and fee,
Each clerk, although a brother he,
And prove that Cocker’s Rule of Three
Means only Number One.
Whigs, with Carlile who condole,
Whigs, with Hunt now cheek by jowl,