Hey for social science, &c.
But though, no doubt, t’was well made out
That things are old and wheezy, O!
O cursed spite! to set them right
Was not so very easy, O!
Hey for social science, &c.
Yet though the task may patience ask,
We’re here convened to try it, O!
To see if schools will root out fools,
Or crime be cured by diet, O!