Hey for social science, O!

The best of social science, O!

Is when its power, in hall or bower,

To Beauty we affiance, O!

With ardour fired, by love inspired,

I rise and give “The Ladies,” O!

And they who shrink the toast to drink

May hang and go to Hades, O!

Hey for social science, &c.

We talk, we quaff, we sing and laugh,