His calcined bones they kneaded up

With lumps of China clay.

Their poison’d victim then they wrapp’d

In lead, with well-feign’d grief,

And wrote the epitaph outside,

“Here lies Sir T. Tea-leaf.”

And though their grief was all a sham,

The epitaph was true,

For “here” it said, “a Tea-leaf lies.”

And “lie” such Tea-leaves do.