The hushion’d cowt afore the yett,

Wi’ chaup o’ cloot, and crankous fret,

Seems bletherin “Lassie, bide ye yet?

Mess-John maun’t be negleckit, O!”

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Scotchmen are ever ready to do honour to the memory of Burns, and enthusiastically celebrate his birthday every year.

Last year the Aberdeen Burns Club had a dinner at the Imperial Hotel, after which, one of the members, Sir William Cadenhead read some poems on Burns, purporting to have been composed for the occasion by Lord Tennyson, Mr. Gladstone, and Mr. Oscar Wilde.

Unfortunately these Parodies are too long to reproduce here, but they may be found in The Aberdeen Daily Free Press, of January 26, 1885.

Sir Walter Scott,