Read for your honors, then, Oxford and Cambridge men!
Look, lawyers, look, are your Green Bags in order?
Oh! Sons of Galen, you will not escape the ken
Of the Blue Stockings who pass’d o’er the Border!
Look well to your counsels, ye sage Politicians—
They’ll change all your projects and plans for the State;
Examine your arguments, Metaphysicians—
In every department the Blues are first-rate.
Famed Craniologists!
Learned Phrenologists!