Come where the Port and the Burgundy flow!

Fame’s trump is sounding, topics abounding,

Leave, then, each scribb’ler, your high attic story;

Critics shall many a day speak of your book, and say,

“He wrote for the snuff-shop, he wrote not for glory!”

Write, write, tourist and traveller,

Fill up your pages and write in good order;

Write, write, scribb’ler and driveller,

Why leave such margins?—come nearer the border.

Robert Gilfillan, 1828.