The Edinburgh “Sawbath” bored him, though,

’Twas like being in a city of the dead;

With solemn steps, and faces full of woe,

The people to their kirks and chapels sped,

Heard damning doctrines, droned some psalms, and so

Went home again with Puritanic tread;

Pulled down their blinds, and in the evening glooms,

Got very drunk in their back sitting-rooms.

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From Jon Duan.