He was always getting into rows with the dons of Trinity.
For he never went to chapel but of necessity.
(Chorus)—Like a fast, &c.
But terms and seasons roll along: an idle man was he—
Examination came at last—he was plucked for his degree;
And when he mounted on the coach to leave the ’Varsity,
His creditors stood round about, a mournful sight to see.
(Chorus)—For this fast, &c.
But though this Undergraduate hath eloped and cut away,
But though other Undergraduates have got no cash to pay,