A hundred gouty sons of Mars,

Who, gulping down their groans,

May from their beds command their troops

Through patent Telephones—

These fine old English Generals, &c.

From Finis.


The Fine Old Atom-Molecule.

(To be sung at all gatherings of advanced Sciolists and “Scientists”).

We’ll sing you a grand new song, evolved from a ’cute young pate,