Drunk, when he should not have been,

A rare old toper was I. V. Green!

Though I. V. Green he pull’d so hard,

’Twas mostly at something “short;”

He was half-seas over within the bar,

And yet never got into port.

Sober never was he seen:

A rare old toper was I. V. Green!

He needed no bier to carry his bones,

For he carried his beer in his head;