Till at last I had the Tories in my own right hand!
I chaffed my opponents in a style so free,
That now I am a noble, and a big K.G.!
By “slanging” Liberals I made such a name,
That a full-blown Premier I soon became;
With a “brute majority” to dance to my flute,
I made an Indian Empress, and an Earl to boot!
And that smart, Imperial juggle did so well for me,
That now I am a noble and, you know, K.G.!
I grew so trusted that I was sent