And you all may be noblemen, and all K.G.’s.
Funny Folks. September 7, 1878.
President Garfield.
When he was a lad he served a term
On a big canal with a boatman’s firm:
With a heart so free, and a will so strong,
On the towpath drove two mules along;
And he drove those mules so carefullee
He’s a candidate now for the Presidencee.