Between the virtuous Afghan and the Czar.

Sing hey, the virtuous Afghan,

The well-intentioned Afghan,

The harmless, truthful Afghan, and the Czar!

First Person of Quality.

Your Grace has not a spark of patriot feeling—

Sing hey, the factious Radical you are!—

Or you’d know we cannot letters be revealing,

That touch a friendly Potentate, the Czar.

(Con expressione.)