They bowed to me,

Kowtowed to me:

And how could I decline?

I sneered at them

And jeered at them,

But went, and drank their wine.

Don’t talk to me of impudence, deception, or audacity.

I worried them, I flurried them, I worked upon their fears:

And now they duly recognise my value and capacity,

And meekly let me lead them by their noses and their ears.